| In the mid and late
1940's, the youth culture was simple by today's standards. There was not much in
the way of entertainment. There was no television unless you lived in the large
cities. Radio was the primary source of information for statewide and national
events. If you were close enough to a station you could listen to a number of
late afternoon and early evening radio programs like Jack Armstrong, Sky King,
Amos and Andy, Fred Burns and Gracie Allen, or I Love a Mystery, a
Carleton-Morris thriller starring Doc, Lou, and Reggie. Its theme song is
still indelibly etched into my memory after many years. For the girls there was
Stella Dallas, As the World Turns, and other serials which are still continuing
today on television. Some cars had radios, and most homes had radios, but
reception was poor in most areas making it an unreliable source for either
information or entertainment. A notable exception to poor
radio, by history, was the station at Milford, a small town on the Republican
River between Wakefield and Junction City. Milford was much smaller than
Wakefield. There were a few homes, one intersection of two streets, and one
collection of white wooden buildings along the river near the bridge. Unlike any
of the other much larger communities, little Milford had its own airport and a
50,000 watt radio station on top of the nearest hill. Milford had clearly found
either the Fountain of Youth, or the key to success for a small community.
Whether Milford's success was widely understood by the local populace is not
well known. A few people knew a lot more than the rest of us. Betty Carpenter
was one of them. She worked at Milford. Betty is shown below on Wakefield's
Main Street along with the other 1930 models. Betty was one of the prime
sources of information about the carryings-on at Milford.

One of the few external clues to
Milford's success was evident when approaching Milford over the river bridge
from the west. Looking carefully along the east river bank you could see dozens,
if not hundreds of goats. They were grazing, and foraging, and frolicking, and
doing what goats do on a river bank. This, in itself, appears innocent enough,
but scarcely explains the town's exceptional facilities. Any community can raise
goats, but why would they want to?
Going on into Milford, a large
white wooden structure became a dominant feature, partially hidden within the
cottonwood trees on the river bank. It was really a lovely structure with large
screened porches and long stairways from the main floor to the surrounding
grounds. There were no signs or other outward indications of its function. The
goats on the same river bank seemed a distant memory. All the locals knew this
building as the Milford Sanitarium. It was also known as Dr. Brinkley's
Sanitarium. It was wholly owned and operated by Doctor Brinkley. He did love
goats for their potential. He was into cheese, of a sort.
The sanitarium provided
employment for a number of locals, who otherwise were not particularly
interested in Brinkley's services. They may have had little need, they may have
refused to pay the substantial fees charged for service, or there may simply
have been too few in need in the surrounding communities to support such a
magnificent operation. Brinkley's services were big ticket items, requiring a
broad calling among the rich and famous. Advertising was an essential
requirement for contacting potential clientele with money on a nationwide basis.
A 50,000 watt radio station, an
innovation in its day, was fully capable of spreading the word from one coast to
the other on a clear day or night. Being located in the middle of the country,
Milford's little radio station could be heard on both coasts simultaneously from
a single broadcast. With this facility, the word was spread on a regular basis
to those, as they say in the mortuary business, at need. In this case,
at need means after a member has died. Milford was clearly on the map.
According to Mary Ann Brown, her husband had two uncles who were intimately
involved in Milford's success. One uncle, Murray Stout, played in the
orchestra on KFKB radio station, a revelation that the town's cash-flow was
sufficient to support an orchestra. The second uncle, Dr. Dwight Osborne,
was an integral player in the sanitarium's worldwide fame as its chief surgeon.
He served in this capacity according to Mary Ann "from beginning to the tragic
end" of Milford's claim to fame.
The sanitarium's clientele came
and they went with little fanfare. Many accounted for the strange arrivals and
departures by private airplane at Milford's little airport. Others arrived by
chauffeur-driven limousines from distant cities. They were coming for that
miracle cure which puts lead back in the male pencil, a magnificent battery
recharge. Brinkley's clinic offered a broad menu of treatment options for male
impotence up to, and including the epitome of treatments, the gonad transplant.
How marvelous to know that what had performed so wondrously during ones youth
could be restored to full function in later years. And so it was born and
sustained, a profitable restoration industry at the Milford Sanitarium.
Many of the more colorful of the
clinic's details were never revealed by Betty, who was a devoted and
conscientious employee. Full details of the actual treatments are not well
documented. It is on good authority, however, that the goats were donors.
Exactly how one might determine that a proper goat had achieved the right level
of sexual maturity is not precisely known. After they achieved this level,
however, they were then retrieved from the placid river bank, and relieved of
their vital male organs, those select glands known as the oysters. Clearly,
they are vital for a mature male goat. It is not known whether each goat was
relieved of only one, or both of these organs, another critical consideration
for the goat. Knowing that the clientele were often both rich and famous, it
follows that one might insist upon a matching pair, in which case the goat would
be the big loser.
While some of this information
is speculative, it is well documented that a substantial inventory of ripe
organs was maintained as a critical supply for organ matching with the
sanitarium's clients. On one occasion, Betty offered to escort me through the
organ room where hundreds of vital organs were preserved in a state of constant
readiness. She said she had visited this room on the lower level of the clinic
on many occasions, and had developed a certain curiosity about the therapy
programs. There was, however, no question in her mind that the huge inventory
was the primary ingredient in the therapies provided by the clinic. Being a
fully qualified farm girl, she knew precisely the functions served.
A wealth of documentation was
provided by Lida Kerby, whose father, Everett, as well as her grandfather, were
both employed by the Brinkleys in the early days. While they were engaged
primarily in the construction of many of the facilities, they also reported
collateral duties.
Lida Kerby, Wakefield Rural High School, Class of 1949
Lida reports that Mrs. Brinkley was also a doctor, and
according to Everett, was probably the better physician of the two. On one
occasion she said her father was asked to assist Mrs. Brinkley in surgery. And
so he did! He reportedly held the goats for Mrs. Brinkley while she did the
carving. We all know that Everett was a master cabinetmaker, and undoubtedly was
able to provide expert guidance in proper tool selection and application. Lida
was under the impression that female goats were also used in the recharging
process, but she provided no further details.
Short of the full-service
transplant, a host of ancillary treatments were also available, according to
Betty. This might consist of an injection of potency materials into select body
parts. A topical ointment of glandular salve was available for rubbing directly
upon any appropriate area. The clinic's diet was enriched with supplements which
could be blended into ones juice, cereal or mashed potatoes. One of the favored
treatments was an assortment of flavored food condiments which could be
sprinkled or sprayed upon all foods. They included such things as raspberry goat
garnish, and essence of Republican River spray.
Lida also reported one of the
few instances of treatment effectiveness through her first cousin, Jim
Stittsworth. I will quote Lida directly who said "Jim's dad had a twin brother
and they both married Kerby sisters, my aunts Doris and Helen. It was rumored
that the twins' father had visited the farm before they were conceived.
He was at a rather advanced age at the time". Coming from well respected locals,
it is clear that the sanitarium provided invaluable and broad-based services,
including everything from employment to conception. According to
Stittsworth, this was the first reported set of twins from goat
enhancements.
For years Milford seemed to hold
an exclusive license for these magical procedures. Hundreds of satisfied
customers returned to their homes and loved-ones, secure in the knowledge that
things could be working better. If not, who would complain? There were almost no
complaints. Unfortunately for Milford, the rich and powerful remain both rich
and powerful when they find their expensive restoration did not work. As this
number grew, some of the outstanding features of Milford were in jeopardy. The
airport traffic diminished until the little airport was overgrown in weeds
Some powerful politicians of the
day became offended that such a powerful radio station could advertise across
the country without their permission. The Federal Communications Commission
placed strict transmission limits upon radio stations within the country. Any
station with transmission power beyond 10,000 watts was made illegal. As a
result, Dr. Brinkley had the transmitter transported and reassembled in Mexico,
just across the Rio Grande from Del Rio, Texas, where it continues to broadcast
to this day. From there it can still reach both coasts with a single broadcast.
As many of the treatment secrets
were revealed by Betty and others, it was only a matter of time before they
would be copied and widely disseminated, particularly by those companies which
produce and distribute food supplements. When any label's ingredients include
such phrases as "other trace elements", you can never be sure exactly what you
are eating. You can be certain about the high cost of condiments, and you might
worry about the location of the nearest goat farm.
As a final punishment, a large
number of both state and federal politicians conspired to bury Milford as deeply
as possible. They built a huge dam across the Republican River where the goats
once played. In honor of this spot, they named it Milford Dam. In Milford's
place is now a magnificent fishing and wildlife reserve. Milford's old
sanitarium is buried below millions of acre-feet of water.
In their haste to bury Milford,
they failed to destroy its huge inventory of goat glands, condiments, extracts,
balms, salves, sprays, and topical ointments. In a poetic form of justice these
magical elements, the keys to Milford's success, have been thoroughly
re-absorbed into the lake's water, producing some of the most startling and
unexpected results. Now when the boys say "Lets all go up to Milford Lake", you
know exactly what they are thinking about.
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